Amongst other things, I decided to produce a different kind of porn because I was fed up with the cliches that the porn producers (MEN) want to make us believe in:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Every man has at least one litre sperm when he comes.

6. If there is two of them they “high five” each other (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)

7. Young beautiful women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. Those tits are real.

12. Double penetration makes women smile.

13. Asian men don’t exist.

14. Neither man with small cocks.

15. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.

16. There’s a plot.

17. All women love slaps on their butts.

18. Nurses suck patients’ cocks.

19. Men always pull out.

20. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

21. Women never have headaches… or periods.

22. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.

23. Assholes are clean and yummy.

24. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.

25. And finally, Men never have to beg because a woman always wants to.

More about this in my new book: GOOD PORN: A WOMAN’S GUIDE

Sorry, this entry is only available in Español.

During the shooting of our last movie, FIVE HOT STORIES FORE HER, we had the chance to shoot some extra material that I’ will be showing here in my blog. This strip tease is a piece that I like very much, because Sandra G was really inspired. Enkoy. More about Sandra G here.

When the adult entertainment business goes here, I really wish someone would sue them. The image above is ZULEIDY’s web page, a porns star who lives here in Spain. I’m shocked that someone -probably a man- encouraged and helped her to build her web with pictures that are presenting her as if she were underaged. Adult Entertainments Industry should care about pleasure, and this practice is in the opposite side: in the edge of a criminal act. I am more open to accept that a woman who looks 25 dresses like a teenager, but I don’t like when women with small bodies, tiny breasts and child aspect play this silly game. It should not be legal, it should be forbidden.

In a politically correct age, they seem like outrageous anachronisms.

And there is no doubt that certain adverts – many taken from the first half of the last century, NOT SO LONG AGO! – reveal just how much women used to be caricatured as downtrodden housewives or hair-brained office girls.

Now, a new book – You Mean A Woman Can Open It?: The Woman’s Place In The Classic Age Of Advertising – brings together images which would surely cause a howl of protest if they were released today.

It’s amazing how much women had achieved in the last 30 years (the image of this post is a MINI campaign from 1971!). BUt in the adult entertainment industry we have still A LOT to do and many battles to fight!

More information and pictures in The Daily Mail

Tomorrow is closing in my city, Barcelona, the amazing Bread and Butter Fashion Trade Show.

And one of my favorite brands, PUSSY DELUXE; was there with an amazing stand full of beautiful things to wear and look “cute as hell”. I really like their stuff.